10
Jun
Esquire Theme by Matthew Buchanan
Social icons by Tim van Damme
10
Jun
16
Apr
Frequency’s so low
Heart on a string
A string that only plays solos
Rain made of echoes
Tidal wave rushing on and on
Under the water you scream so loud but the silence surrounds you
But I hear it loud and you fall in the deep and I’ll always find you
If my red eyes don’t see you anymore
And I can’t hear you through the white noise
Just send your heartbeat
I’ll go to the blue ocean floor
Where they’ll find us no more
On that blue ocean floor
On that blue ocean floor
On that blue ocean floor
On that blue ocean floor
On that blue ocean floor
Shell made out of gold
Found on a beach,
Picked up and you held so close
Rain washed out its glow,
Heartbeat steady leads me down below
And under the water you scream so loud but the silence surrounds you
But I hear it loud and you fall in the deep and I’ll always find you
If my red eyes don’t see you anymore
And I can’t hear you through the white noise
Just send your heartbeat
I’ll go to the blue ocean floor
Where they’ll find us no more
On that blue ocean floor
On that blue ocean floor
On that blue ocean floor
On that blue ocean floor
On that blue ocean floor
Twenty thousand leagues away, catch up to you on the same day
Travel at the speed of light, thinking the same thought at the same time
Heart beats at a steady pace, I’ll let the rhythm show me the way
No one can find us here, fade out and disappear
If my red eyes don’t see you anymore
And I can’t hear you through the white noise
Just send your heartbeat
I’ll go to the blue ocean floor
Where they’ll find us no more
On that blue ocean floor
On that blue ocean floor
On that blue ocean floor
On that blue ocean floor
On that blue ocean floor
24
Jan
And just like that I’m in love with JT again.
08
Aug
Despite what you may have heard, my boo Justin Timberlake is not working on a new solo album.
Yesterday, producer Jim Beanz went on and on about collaborating with the singer/dancer/actor/fashion designer/restaurateur/golf course owner/tequila peddler/cologne spokesman on a “crazy” new album, but J.T.’s publicist was all, “Nuh-uh.”
And, just like that, my hopes and dreams were dashed.
11
Jul
“Are you tellin’ me this is a sign?”
I sang that in response to something a friend said the other day. It’s not unusual for us to break into song −in unison− during our convos, so I was surprised she’d never heard “Signs.”
It was my jam back in ‘05! Luv Snoop, luv the bassline. Oh, and it features my future ex-husband Justin Timberlake.
Even if you’re familiar, peep the video and get “in tune with the season.” It’s probably been awhile!
OK, it’s not really a video. Just audio and a still of Snoop, but play it anyway. If a bootleg version of the official video (I couldn’t find a legit, full-length version online) is more your style, click here. I won’t judge.
03
Apr
You may not believe it
But I don’t believe in miracles anymore
And when I think about it
I don’t believe I ever did for sure
Credits: Mercury Records Limited/YouTube
28
Nov
Fashion editorials are often characterized by dim lighting, odd camera angles, and expressionless models posed in unnatural positions.
However, the December GQ editorial featuring Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon is the antithesis of all that. Below are my favorite photos from the shoot, which was photographed by Peggy Sirota.






Aren’t these photos hilarious? Good job, fellas.
~M.M.
Photos: GQ
27
Sep

I do. Unfortunately.
It was committed at the 2001 American Music Awards. And I’d still like some Windex for MY BRAIN.
I’ve often wondered what these two said to each other before they left the house. Probably something like…
Brit-Brit: Oh my God, J., we look so awe-some.
J.T.: Right? We’re killin’ it, Babe. Fo’ shizzle.
The photo above was posted yesterday to one of my new favorite Tumblrs: Justin Timberlake Does Things.
If this doesn’t make you laugh, I don’t think we can be friends.
~M.M.
03
Aug
This morning Vanity Fair released a sneak peek at its 72nd International Best-Dressed List.
Four-year veterans, and First Ladies, Carla Bruni-Sarkozy and Michelle Obama are once again among the honorees. First-timers include Justin Timberlake, Colin Firth, Cathy Cambridge…er…Catherine, the Duchess of Cambridge, and Princess Charlene of Monaco.
Check out the preview, which includes nominees’ fancy pants titles, at the link. The full list will be revealed in the magazine’s September issue.
~M.M.